LOWDOWN

You can read a room.
Now read the text.

Paste any message. A confusing text from someone you're seeing, a passive-aggressive Slack from your boss, a family group chat grenade. LOWDOWN gives you the unfiltered read in under 5 seconds.

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Three stories. One app.

DECODE▶

REGRET SCORE: 98

REPLY▶

THE INTERVENTION

REVIEW▶

THE THREAD

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Example decode

Yeah totally, let's hang sometime soon 👍
the lowdownSoft exit. “Sometime soon” with no date is social deflection. Don't follow up.

Five words and a thumbs up. You read it eleven times anyway. LOWDOWN reads it once and tells you what it means, what to say back, and when to say nothing.

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01

DECODEGet the psychological read.

One input, one output. No prompting, no guessing what to ask. LOWDOWN reads tone, subtext, and intent, then tells you what the message actually says.

haha no worries! all good 🙂
decodeNot all good. The exclamation point plus minimizing emoji is conflict avoidance. Something is unresolved and they want you to find it.

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REPLYThree replies, ranked by outcome.

Tell LOWDOWN who sent it and what you want. Get three strategically distinct responses, from high-power to warm to direct. Tap to copy.

  1. high-powerSounds good. I've got a busy few weeks, so lock in a day if you're serious.
  2. warmI'd actually love that. Thursday work for you?
  3. directIs this a real plan or a polite no? Either is fine, I just want to know.

03

REVIEWThe pre-send Regret Score.

Paste what you're about to send. Get a Regret Score from 0 to 100, a breakdown of every phrase working against you, and a rewrite that actually lands.

fine. whatever you think is best, as usual.
regret score: 86/100“fine” reads as a door slam. “as usual” is a loaded jab that restarts the fight. Rewrite: “I see it differently, but I'm willing to try your way first.”

04

SCRIPTWord-for-word scripts for hard conversations.

The conversation you've been avoiding? LOWDOWN writes the opening line, the core statement, what to say when they push back, and how to close it. Every line is speakable out loud.

script · asking for the raise

Open: “I want ten minutes this week to talk about my compensation. When works?”

If they stall: “I'd rather hear a real timeline than a soft maybe. What has to be true for this to happen?”

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The first 1,000 get Pro for $59/year.
Locked forever.

Everyone after launch pays $179/year. Founding members never pay more — even when we raise prices. That's $120 back in your pocket every year, forever. One year of LOWDOWN Pro, every mode, unlimited decodes, for less than a single bad date.

No charge today. We email you a private founding link the day the app goes live. Cancel anytime — the locked rate is yours as long as you stay.

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$6.99/month

Unlimited decodes, priority speed, 90-day history.

Pro

$14.99/month

Everything in Plus, plus screenshot decode, voice memo, and a relationship memory bank.

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Stop forwarding screenshots to the group chat.

LOWDOWN is not therapy. It's not a relationship coach. It's the brutally honest friend who always tells you the truth, and never judges you for needing it.

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